Sixteen Tons of Monkeys

 16 TONS OF MONKEYS 
(Tonio K./Steve Schiff)
 
i've been working in a coal mine 
on top of the world 
i've been watching the horizon 
i've been watching all the girls 
i'm a girl watcher 
i've been countin' on a miracle 
i've been carryin' a gun 
i've been slipping into darkness 
in the noon day sun 
and it's a hard lesson
 
i've got 16 tons of questions for the teacher 
i've got 16 tons of monkeys on my back 
i've got 16 tons of doubt about the future 
it's a wonder that i've managed to survive the silent wreckage of my past
 
i've been laughin' on the inside 
i've been living with the pain 
i've been working with the system 
i've been waiting in the rain 
i'm a born swimmer 
i've been lookin' for an answer 
i've been lookin' for the love 
i've been standing in the quicksand 
sinking down but standing up 
i need a life saver
 
i've got 16 tons of questions for the teacher 
i've got 16 tons of monkeys on my back 
i've got 16 tons of doubt about the future 
it's a wonder that i've managed to survive the silent wreckage of my past
 
you take the little baby 
and fill it up with fear 
and a blinding insecurity 
then sell him cigarettes and beer 
he's a consumer 
then you shovel in the nonsense 
shovel on the lies 
guns and information 
drugs and bad advice 
meet your new neighbor
 
he's got 16 tons of questions for the teacher...
 
pub. N.Y.M./Pressman/Cherry Music (ASCAP), admin. by Warner Bros./ Property Situation Music (BMI), admin. by Warner Bros.